1 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:08,038 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. I love you, Nate Archibald. 2 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,441 Always have, always will. I love you, too. 3 00:00:11,442 --> 00:00:15,685 What is wrong with you? This is not who you are. Look, I know who Blair and those girls are, 4 00:00:15,686 --> 00:00:18,218 but I know who I am, and I'm not gonna forget that 5 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:21,121 just 'cause I hang out with them. We're not supposed to talk, remember? 6 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:24,254 I can't help myself. I never should have let you let me go. 7 00:00:24,255 --> 00:00:28,328 I will not base my personal life on your preferences. 8 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,300 Dan is my boyfriend. 9 00:00:30,301 --> 00:00:32,662 I would rather be Chuck's stepsister than Dan's. 10 00:00:32,663 --> 00:00:36,066 Lily, would you do me the honor of being my wife? 11 00:00:36,067 --> 00:00:38,408 He proposed before we left, and I'm going to say yes. 12 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:40,740 Take care, Rufus. 13 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:44,043 How glad are you to see our families merge, sis? 14 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,716 So glad that if you ever call me that again, 15 00:00:46,717 --> 00:00:49,719 it'll be the last thing you ever say, Chuck. Unless you want 16 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,682 dear Nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity to me 17 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:55,125 in the back of a moving vehicle, 18 00:00:55,126 --> 00:00:57,627 I encourage Patience and restraint. Isn't there someone else you can torture? 19 00:00:57,628 --> 00:01:00,090 Look, I know you're friends with Blair, 20 00:01:00,091 --> 00:01:03,263 but if you know something... Well, Blair was never really my friend. 21 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,695 So... So, yeah, there's something you should know. 22 00:01:05,696 --> 00:01:08,798 (Girl) What a bitch. (Girl) Oh, my god. She is such a slut! 23 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:12,442 I made a decision I was in no condition to make. I want nothing else to do with you, Blair. 24 00:01:12,443 --> 00:01:13,703 It's over. 25 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:15,745 You held a certain fascination 26 00:01:15,746 --> 00:01:18,278 when you were beautiful and untouched. 27 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,110 I don't want you anymore, 28 00:01:20,111 --> 00:01:23,113 and I can't see why anyone else would. What are you doing here? 29 00:01:23,114 --> 00:01:25,715 I was just leaving. No, stay. 30 00:01:25,716 --> 00:01:28,188 Consider yourself dethroned, queen b. 31 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:31,491 Jenny, if you walk away from me now, I will ruin you. 32 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,823 How are you gonna do that? 33 00:01:33,824 --> 00:01:36,566 My whole life is falling apart. Stay and fight. 34 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:40,200 We'll get through this together. Promise? 35 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,201 Promise. 36 00:01:45,576 --> 00:01:47,877 And who am I? 37 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:51,611 That's a secret I'll never tell. 38 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,613 You know you love me. 39 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:59,389 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 40 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:02,322 ("Moon river" playing) 41 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,755 (Meows) 42 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,498 Cat? 43 00:02:08,499 --> 00:02:11,661 (Panting) 44 00:02:11,662 --> 00:02:14,134 Cat! 45 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:18,639 Cat! 46 00:02:25,676 --> 00:02:26,916 Ew. 47 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:29,679 Cat! 48 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,652 Cat. 49 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:37,928 (Voice echoing) You don't have a cat, Jenny. 50 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,263 (Voice echoing) My name is Blair. 51 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:46,466 You don't have anyone. 52 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:49,700 But I'm Blair. 53 00:02:51,742 --> 00:02:52,802 I'm Blair! 54 00:02:52,803 --> 00:02:56,306 (Dorota) Ms. Blair. Ms. Blair. 55 00:02:56,307 --> 00:02:57,877 Ms. Blair. 56 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,779 (Gossip girl) Wakey, wakey, upper east siders. 57 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,782 Spring break is done, and I'm starved for the dish. 58 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,585 Were you sunning in Capri or sinning in Croatia? 59 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,186 Give me the deets. 60 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,958 Oh, what's happening? 61 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,460 You have bad dream, 62 00:03:10,461 --> 00:03:12,422 and you're sleeping with your chocolates. 63 00:03:12,423 --> 00:03:15,825 Oh, lady godiva, my only friend. 64 00:03:15,826 --> 00:03:18,598 And has anyone spotted our ex-queen b.? 65 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,600 Where does the dethroned royalty 66 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,832 vacation these days? 67 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:25,905 Club bed is over. First day back to school. 68 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,379 (Whining) I can't, Dorota. I don't feel very well. 69 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:31,381 Serena come to get you soon. 70 00:03:31,382 --> 00:03:32,912 Call her and cancel. 71 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,384 And cover my mirrors. 72 00:03:34,385 --> 00:03:36,987 I'm in mourning for my former life. 73 00:03:42,853 --> 00:03:44,854 (Sighs) 74 00:03:44,855 --> 00:03:47,327 (Water running) 75 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,728 Chuck, I'm serious! 76 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,501 Are you done yet? This is my bathroom! 77 00:03:51,502 --> 00:03:52,732 It's late, 78 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,904 and not to mention disgusting. 79 00:03:54,905 --> 00:03:56,906 (Pounds on door) 80 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:58,338 Chuck! (Sighs) 81 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,709 What are you doing? 82 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:02,942 All right, ladies. My sister needs to shower. 83 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,944 Make room. 84 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,277 I'm just messing with you. 85 00:04:07,278 --> 00:04:10,680 I can't believe you lit up in my bathroom. Well, if I lit up in mine, 86 00:04:10,681 --> 00:04:12,922 then the folks would know it was me, sis. 87 00:04:12,923 --> 00:04:15,525 Oh, okay. Let's get one thing straight... 88 00:04:15,526 --> 00:04:18,328 Our parents may be insisting on blending our households, 89 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:20,830 but I am not your sister. 90 00:04:20,831 --> 00:04:23,463 I do not share any of your d.N.A., 91 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,264 nor do I ever wish to. 92 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,997 Then I suggest you get new hand towels. 93 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:29,369 Okay. 94 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,301 It's imperative that I bathe. 95 00:04:31,302 --> 00:04:33,803 Can you just get out? 96 00:04:33,804 --> 00:04:36,877 You know what? Fine. Just forget it. 97 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,513 (Blows) 98 00:04:43,514 --> 00:04:44,954 (Laughing) 99 00:04:44,955 --> 00:04:47,557 Next year, we're doing spring break in Maldives. 100 00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:50,690 Skiing is too dangerous. You broke your arm in the spa. 101 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,922 Oh, here, Hazel. Thanks for letting me borrow it. 102 00:04:52,923 --> 00:04:55,925 What is this? The bracelet you lent me in Aspen? 103 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:58,368 Oh, yeah. You know, you could've just kept it, 104 00:04:58,369 --> 00:05:00,470 and I would've forgot I had it. 105 00:05:00,471 --> 00:05:04,974 Girls, how excited are we? 106 00:05:04,975 --> 00:05:06,936 (Laughs) It's gonna be my best birthday ever. 107 00:05:06,937 --> 00:05:08,978 I heard the mojitos are amazing. 108 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:11,981 Wait till you get your mouth around a mini Cuban. Oh, I don't, um... 109 00:05:11,982 --> 00:05:14,714 It's a sandwich. (Laughing) 110 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:15,715 Oh. Wardrobe, ladies? 111 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,647 My ferragamo clutch 112 00:05:17,648 --> 00:05:20,590 and whatever dress I buy today to go with it. Ooh. What about you, j.? 113 00:05:20,591 --> 00:05:24,924 Oh, I've got some dresses on hold at Bendel's. There's an a.T.M., Jenny. You said you wanted to hit it. 114 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:27,697 You know, to pay Penelope back for brunch? 115 00:05:27,698 --> 00:05:29,629 Oh, uh, yeah. $120, right? 116 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,631 Yeah, I don't feel like stopping. 117 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:34,735 You can get the next one. 118 00:05:40,611 --> 00:05:41,841 What are you doing? 119 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,843 I'm hiding from my valet. 120 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,676 He wanted to put my socks on for me this morning. 121 00:05:46,677 --> 00:05:49,849 Your servants are very attentive. You should meet Brigita... New Latvian maid. 122 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,852 No. No, no, no, he should not meet Brigita. He's 14. 123 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,455 Avoid this person. May I remind you, Serena, 124 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,857 that you used to have a sense of humor? No. 125 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,629 Morning, father. (Eric) Hey. 126 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,431 Morning, kids. (Serena) Morning. 127 00:06:01,432 --> 00:06:04,694 And how is Lily Von bulow today? Oh, I have a headache. 128 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:06,696 I had a very frustrating conversation 129 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:08,698 with the wedding planner this morning. 130 00:06:08,699 --> 00:06:10,700 Well, may I say aggravation becomes you? 131 00:06:10,701 --> 00:06:14,544 You may, but I won't believe it. 132 00:06:14,545 --> 00:06:16,846 So... first day back at school, huh? 133 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:19,509 Honey, you didn't, uh, want to shower? 134 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:21,681 (Snickers) 135 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,854 I have to go meet Blair. Eric? 136 00:06:24,855 --> 00:06:28,058 You go ahead. We'll take the limo. 137 00:06:33,163 --> 00:06:34,924 As my best man, 138 00:06:34,925 --> 00:06:38,067 I expect you to keep things smooth until the wedding. 139 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:40,671 Best man? 140 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:46,076 Uh, um, I'd be honored, sir. 141 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,809 To family. 142 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:53,783 (Glasses clinking) 143 00:06:53,784 --> 00:06:56,887 (The deadly syndrome's "eucalyptus" playing) 144 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:02,822 (Dan) I came straight from the airport 145 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,424 to take Jenny to school, and she's already gone? 146 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,958 She slept at Hazel's last night. Oh. Who's, uh, who's Hazel? 147 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:10,460 Her new friend, 148 00:07:10,461 --> 00:07:12,702 the girl whose family she went with to Aspen. 149 00:07:12,703 --> 00:07:14,734 Yeah, I was actually surprised you let her go 150 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,707 and cancel on mom like that. Well, your mom was in complete support of it. 151 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,869 Jenny was very well taken care of. 152 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:22,842 I spoke to her every day, twice from the, uh, private plane. Private plane? 153 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,844 It's the best early birthday present 154 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,577 we ever could have given her. Oh, so you paid for it? 155 00:07:27,578 --> 00:07:29,979 Well, I gave her pocket money. 156 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:32,922 Yeah, Jenny's happier than she's been in a long time. 157 00:07:32,923 --> 00:07:34,624 Hey, whenever you're done 158 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,786 with that "I'd do things differently" look, two things... 159 00:07:36,787 --> 00:07:39,088 One... I can't seem to nail Jenny down 160 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:43,032 on what she wants to do for her actual birthday. Oh, you know, I'll get it out of her. 161 00:07:43,033 --> 00:07:44,664 Good. And, uh, two... 162 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,066 What the hell are you still doing here? 163 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,238 Mm. Thank you. 164 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:52,572 At least you get to wake up from your nightmare. 165 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,903 I'm living with mine. 166 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:56,245 Thank god I have plans with Dan tonight. 167 00:07:56,246 --> 00:07:57,847 Finally, the return of some normalcy! 168 00:07:57,848 --> 00:07:59,849 B., what are you doing? 169 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:02,151 Giving homeschooling some serious consideration. 170 00:08:02,152 --> 00:08:04,013 Look, I know you think 171 00:08:04,014 --> 00:08:05,955 everybody's still talking about you, 172 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:08,518 but your 3-week-old-scandal is ancient news. 173 00:08:08,519 --> 00:08:11,761 Did you even hear the dirt that happened over break? Who would I have heard it from? Dorota? 174 00:08:11,762 --> 00:08:13,623 Well, after much concerted effort, 175 00:08:13,624 --> 00:08:16,526 Maya finally made it into Brody jenner's cell phone. 176 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:18,598 Ugh. (Laughs) 177 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,029 Oh, and kati's dad 178 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:23,773 moved her entire family back to Israel. Yeah. 179 00:08:23,774 --> 00:08:25,905 And constance's bad-girl-turned-good... 180 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,638 (German accent) Serena Van Der Woodsen... 181 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:30,780 (Normal voice) Moved in with Chuck bass. 182 00:08:30,781 --> 00:08:32,081 Yeah. So you're thinking 183 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:34,915 this whole thing could have blown over by now? 184 00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:38,788 (Singsong voice) Come on. 185 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:40,790 (Normal voice) That, too. 186 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:42,191 (Both laugh) 187 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:45,656 (Indistinct conversations) 188 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:51,802 (Sighs) 189 00:08:51,803 --> 00:08:53,532 (Clears throat) 190 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,705 (Whispering indistinctly) 191 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:57,807 Don't worry, b. 192 00:08:57,808 --> 00:09:00,640 The French revolution had cake. 193 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,542 Come on. Let's go. 194 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,575 The American revolution had tea. 195 00:09:05,576 --> 00:09:08,317 But looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf, 196 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:09,749 well... 197 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,783 (Laughing) 198 00:09:13,784 --> 00:09:15,955 Who said you need a silver spoon 199 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,227 to dole out just desserts? 200 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:21,230 (Laughter continues) 201 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:24,695 (Laughing) 202 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,669 I can't believe that. Oh, my god, that was so perfect. 203 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,843 That was so perfect. So funny. (School bell rings) 204 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:38,708 Hey, Jenny. 205 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:41,110 Can I talk to you just for a second? 206 00:09:41,111 --> 00:09:43,783 Um, I'll meet up with you guys, okay? 207 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,755 Hey, so I may have told Blair 208 00:09:45,756 --> 00:09:47,987 you told me the truth about her and Chuck, 209 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,359 and I'm sure she didn't react well to that. 210 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,023 But you don't know what you're dealing with here. 211 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:56,796 I'm not scared of Blair, Nate. No, I'm not talking about... 212 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,798 I'm talking about your new circle. 213 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,200 I mean, they've been friends with Blair forever, 214 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,602 and look what they're doing to her. 215 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,805 You fall out of line, 216 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,007 what do you think's gonna happen to you? 217 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,740 Well, then I won't fall out of line. 218 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:12,742 I'm not saying you're gonna... 219 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:14,213 It's just... 220 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,786 You're not like those girls, Jenny. 221 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,148 That's weird, Nate. Since they're my friends, 222 00:10:19,149 --> 00:10:21,892 you'd think we'd have some stuff in common. 223 00:10:23,393 --> 00:10:24,925 Okay. 224 00:10:27,157 --> 00:10:29,328 Well, I will give you this... 225 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,001 You've got good aim. 226 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,737 (Paper rustling) 227 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,739 (Blair) Can't we eat somewhere else? 228 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,141 Look, I know this is hard for you, b., 229 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,143 but you can't let them beat you. 230 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,745 You're Blair Waldorf, remember? 231 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,147 Right. Right. (Scoffs) These are my steps, 232 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,379 and I'm not going to relinquish them 233 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:53,122 without a fight, though it would be helpful 234 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:56,325 if maybe there was one more person in our crowd. 235 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:57,787 (Clears throat) 236 00:10:57,788 --> 00:11:00,690 Only old people and children and... 237 00:11:00,691 --> 00:11:01,931 Ugh, there's Chuck 238 00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:04,264 with a blond mini-Chuck. (Scoffs) 239 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,667 He's trying to torture me. 240 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,669 I... I can't believe it. I know. 241 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,271 Does little j. Actually think 242 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,905 that she's anything but their lackey? 243 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:16,747 Hey. 244 00:11:16,748 --> 00:11:17,947 Hey. Hi. 245 00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:19,949 So since when does Nate Archibald have 246 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:22,011 so much to say to Jenny Humphrey, hmm? 247 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,884 Why? You guys don't like him? 248 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,956 Penelope's only had a historic crush on him 249 00:11:26,957 --> 00:11:28,718 since the 20th century. 250 00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,960 Since you and Nate are so tight, 251 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,392 maybe you can broker that. Yeah. Maybe. 252 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,465 They what? They're taking her out to dinner 253 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,467 for her birthday tomorrow night... 254 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:40,299 Table service at socialista. 255 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,332 So Jenny Humphrey is officially being inscribed on the a-list. 256 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:46,335 Wait. How do you know this? Because they invited me, 257 00:11:46,336 --> 00:11:48,707 but I said no out of deference to you. 258 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,940 I just thought I could have dinner 259 00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:52,441 with her and Dan and the whole family. 260 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:56,245 How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed? 261 00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:59,148 Because I'm nice. You should try it sometime. 262 00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:02,721 Come on. Um, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful. 263 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,025 But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower? 264 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,427 (Laughs) B., I say this out of love, 265 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,259 but your being a bitch 266 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:14,333 is what got dairy in your hair in the first place, okay? 267 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,967 Be nice and neutral, and things will swing back to normal. 268 00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:21,941 You're the queen b., so just let nature take its course. 269 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,774 I'm going to model u.N., but we're dining tonight, right? 270 00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:27,947 Butter, 7:00. Oh, um, I don't know if I can go out again tonight. 271 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,950 Why? What are you doing? Do we have a reservation? 272 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,182 (Scoffs) Uh, yeah, I mean, doesn't it take, 273 00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:36,786 like, 2 weeks to get a table there? Not if you slip the maître d' $100. 274 00:12:36,787 --> 00:12:39,358 Oh, and don't forget, j... 275 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,490 You owe me. 276 00:12:41,491 --> 00:12:44,033 Um... 277 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:47,037 You know, I've got a better idea. 278 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,501 What's she doing? 279 00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:54,403 What does she think she's doing? 280 00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:57,807 She's giving you the perfect opportunity for niceness. 281 00:12:57,808 --> 00:12:58,978 Come on. No. 282 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,349 Yes. 283 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,852 Serena, I know that you're doing something 284 00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:05,784 with Dan tonight, but, Blair, um, we're all going to butter, 285 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:10,419 and I was wondering if you wanted to join us. She'd be delighted! Yes! Butter. 286 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,191 Great. 287 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,393 (Laughs) Great! 288 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,995 Very nice. 289 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,466 Thank you. 290 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:20,299 (The teenagers' "feeling better" playing) 291 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,473 ♫ who's there for you when you're cold and alone? ♫ 292 00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,475 ♫ The teenagers, the teenagers ♫ 293 00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:28,077 Mmm. 294 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:29,478 ♫ We're playing our songs ♫ 295 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:31,480 Have you always looked this good? 296 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,482 You look so good to me. 297 00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:35,484 (Laughs) You look so good to me, 298 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:37,316 and you smell... (Sniffs) Mmm, so clean. 299 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,489 Mm, you're not gonna tell me the Chuck shower story again, 300 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:42,221 are you? No. 301 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,492 Good. 302 00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,394 (Both laugh) 303 00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:48,397 (Knocks on wall) 304 00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:50,159 Dan. 305 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,460 (Sighs) 306 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:53,002 Chuck. How are you? 307 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,234 Excellent. Enjoying having family around. 308 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,236 Can you just get it over with, Chuck? 309 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,609 Say whatever pervy thing you're gonna say and just leave? 310 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,211 The wedding caterer 311 00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:04,443 is presenting a tasting to the family. 312 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:08,347 I was coming to call you to dinner. Okay, I'll take off then. 313 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,919 No need. 314 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,551 I already asked the staff to set a place for you. 315 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:16,186 ♫ You and I, looking like you never cried ♫ 316 00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:22,331 (Chuck) I have to say I prefer the Chestnut pappardelle. 317 00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:25,064 Yeah, the foie gras is a bit rich. 318 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,197 You know, I'm... I'm, uh, slanting heavily towards 319 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,299 the venison fellow. (Whispers) It's fallow. 320 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,903 Fallow. Fallow, exactly. Fallow. 321 00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:35,344 Oh, for me? 322 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:36,906 Thank you. 323 00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:39,608 Who's it from? (Singsong voice) I don't know... 324 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:42,351 (Normal voice) But it says "open immediately." 325 00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:45,354 Do I have to refrigerate it? No, it's not from me. I don't know. 326 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:48,417 Oh. Oh, don't put your dirty package on the table. 327 00:14:48,418 --> 00:14:51,620 If I had a dime for every time I heard that. (Laughs) 328 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:54,494 That's enough, Chuck. 329 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,629 Porn and handcuffs? 330 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:01,971 Really? 331 00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:03,402 Oh, my. Wow. 332 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,005 This is low, Chuck, even for you. 333 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,238 What? I didn't send this. 334 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,010 Ahem. 335 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,581 Excuse me. 336 00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:14,443 Uh, could you... 337 00:15:14,444 --> 00:15:17,086 Oh, yeah. My pleasure. Uh, it's not... that's not what I... 338 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,617 I didn't mean that. 339 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,649 It's, uh... 340 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:23,123 It's trash. I'll throw it out. 341 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:35,404 (Indistinct conversations) 342 00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:40,009 Spotted... Blair Waldorf, alone at butter. 343 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,510 I'm sorry, miss, 344 00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:45,314 but it... it looks like your friends aren't coming. 345 00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,646 Humiliated... party of one. 346 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,019 (Girls laughing) 347 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,421 Can't you just picture her sitting there? 348 00:15:52,422 --> 00:15:54,423 Every time someone comes in the door... 349 00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:57,026 "Ah... it's not them. Ooh, no, not them." 350 00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:58,457 Not going to butter 351 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,529 is so much better than going to butter. 352 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:04,033 My new nanette lepore for Jenny's birthday. 353 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:05,164 Gorgeous. 354 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:05,535 Wow. 355 00:16:05,536 --> 00:16:06,665 Right? 356 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,437 What's the birthday girl wearing? 357 00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:11,300 Oh, I'm still deciding between two dresses at Bergdorf's. 358 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,572 I thought you said Bendel's. 359 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,344 Bendel's. Right. 360 00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:17,176 (Cell phone rings) 361 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,248 Oh, it's my dad. (Ring) 362 00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:21,610 (Penelope) Is, are you wearing your black Chanel? Hello? 363 00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:25,054 (Hazel) Which one? You know, I never wear the same thing twice. 364 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:27,186 Mommy taught me well. Hey, dad. 365 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,319 (Rufus) You missed dinner, kiddo. Oh, yeah, um, I'm studying at Hazel's, 366 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,322 and I guess I lost track of time. Um, I'm not mad. 367 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:35,994 I just feel like I haven't seen you in a while. 368 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,498 We haven't even discussed your birthday. Um, I was gonna do something with my friends... 369 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,300 Oh. That's great, honey. 370 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,532 But since I have nothing to wear, 371 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,335 I don't think that's happening anymore. 372 00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,537 Well, if you want to be with your friends, 373 00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:53,213 we can do the family thing over the weekend. 374 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,286 Sweetheart? 375 00:16:57,287 --> 00:17:01,620 Uh, yeah. I'll be home soon, dad. 376 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:05,125 Okay. Bye. 377 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,370 (Miss eighty 6) ♫ you drive me crazy ♫ 378 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:22,611 Hello? Hi. 379 00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:24,613 Oh, no check, honey. The drink's on us, 380 00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:26,815 unless you want something else? 381 00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:29,618 ♫♫ 382 00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:31,049 Yes. 383 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,681 Another bellini, 384 00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:34,283 the seared squab, 385 00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:36,685 and a bus person to separate the tables, 386 00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:38,127 please. 387 00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:39,659 (Mouths word) 388 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:45,494 (Gossip girl) One may be the loneliest number... 389 00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:48,297 (Man) Information. What city and state, please? 390 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:50,539 Brooklyn. I think that's in New York. 391 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:54,573 But sometimes only the lonely can play. 392 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:59,179 Wake up, little Jenny. The bitch is back. 393 00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:08,257 Well, I found some stuff in the back of my closet. 394 00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:11,260 Mm-hmm. Do you want to go with cash again, 395 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:14,493 or do you want to buy your sewing machine back? 396 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:19,198 Neither. I want that dress. 397 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,101 Honey, this is $1,200. 398 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:32,110 Well, this one's... Quite lovely. 399 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,684 Yeah, well, that's more my color. 400 00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:38,488 Hmm. 401 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,353 I say we take the jet to Croatia, 402 00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:46,195 where young Eric here 403 00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:47,796 can exploit the lesser age of consent... 404 00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:50,529 I'm invited to the bachelor party? Brother, please. 405 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,302 And then head west to monte Carlo 406 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:55,234 for some all-night cards at metropole, 407 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,565 then swing by giza 408 00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:59,408 just to watch the sun come up over the pyramids. 409 00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:02,441 What do you think, father? I think we're here. 410 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:06,144 (Indistinct conversations) 411 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,277 Uh, see you at home, Bart. 412 00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:11,381 Chuck will catch up in a minute. 413 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,387 You almost ruined things between me and Lily once before. 414 00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:20,789 I'm not gonna let that happen again. 415 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:24,393 What are you talking about? I'm talking about that vulgar stunt you pulled at dinner. 416 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:26,565 I didn't send Serena that package, 417 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,936 and quite frankly, 418 00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:30,639 her violated virgin Mary act is getting pretty old. 419 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,802 I thought making you my best man would help. 420 00:19:33,803 --> 00:19:36,275 What is that supposed to mean? 421 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,408 Inspire you to value my happiness 422 00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:41,610 above your own childish agenda. 423 00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:44,913 Things seem to be working out for you at that club, victrola. 424 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:48,417 I'm thinking you might like me to invest more in the place, 425 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,419 so you can have more control? 426 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,892 In exchange for good behavior, of course. 427 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,525 You're bribing me? 428 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:59,429 So we have a deal then? 429 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,772 (Car door opens) 430 00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:06,635 Hey, why aren't you at school? (Blair) I'm taking the morning off. 431 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:09,508 Volunteering to help those less fortunate than myself. 432 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,510 Wow. You're in a good mood. 433 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,642 Butter with the girls must have gone well last night? 434 00:20:13,643 --> 00:20:15,484 I didn't go, actually. 435 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:18,347 Why not? I figure they should work a little harder 436 00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:19,888 for my forgiveness. 437 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:22,851 Hey, Dan's not hanging out in Brooklyn again this morning. 438 00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:27,396 He's with you at school, right? Um, no, not yet, but he'll be here soon. Why? 439 00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:30,259 Just tell him I say hi. 440 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,800 Okay. 441 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:33,932 Hi. 442 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,534 Jenny's dad? 443 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,006 We met briefly at Thanksgiving. 444 00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:39,508 Ah, yeah. 445 00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:41,009 Hi. 446 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:45,314 I got three cases of champagne for Serena Van Der Woodsen. 447 00:20:45,315 --> 00:20:47,546 Oh. No, no. I-I'm Serena Van Der Woodsen, 448 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,318 but those aren't mine. 449 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:52,552 Well, the purchase order never lies. Salud. 450 00:21:03,493 --> 00:21:05,864 (Girl) Whoo! (Boy) You guys, get over here! 451 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,767 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo! Aah! 452 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,770 (Isabel) She must have been so angry. (Girl) I would be livid. 453 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,472 Hey, guys, I just got this incredible dolce. 454 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,644 You wanna see? (Girl) It's unbelievable. 455 00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:19,508 You can't turn your back in your own house. What are you guys talking about? 456 00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:22,511 My mother's Valentino was stolen. Oh, my god. 457 00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:24,513 It was made especially for her. 458 00:21:24,514 --> 00:21:27,556 It was the same year he did, uh, 459 00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:29,418 Jackie o.'S lace wedding mini. 460 00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:32,461 Well, did someone break in? No, and the maid swore to the police 461 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:35,864 that she didn't take it, but she'll probably get fired. Wait, police for a dress? 462 00:21:35,865 --> 00:21:39,498 It's worth, like, $15,000. My mother told imaculata if she returned it, 463 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,571 they could work something out. Like she'll bring it back. 464 00:21:42,572 --> 00:21:45,404 Well, you never know. I mean, it could turn up. 465 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,438 Right, 'cause really, where is she gonna wear it? 466 00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:52,481 I'm really glad, because when I spoke to her, 467 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,544 she mentioned the plans with the girls falling through. 468 00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:57,015 Nope. 469 00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,018 Tell you the truth, I didn't really believe her. Why? 470 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,790 I thought she was just conflicted 471 00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:05,093 about choosing friends over family. 472 00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:07,356 Well, you know that's the biggest struggle 473 00:22:07,357 --> 00:22:10,359 with a girl her age. (Laughs) Memory doesn't serve... 474 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,431 Trying to reconcile who you're becoming 475 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,433 with who you used to be. 476 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,665 She's been running herself ragged, Mr. Humphrey. 477 00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:19,668 Straddling two worlds? Well, I know she was running herself ragged 478 00:22:19,669 --> 00:22:22,441 trying to get into one of those worlds... 479 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:26,044 Picking up dry cleaning, gowns for masked balls... 480 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:29,448 Well, it's no easier once you're in. 481 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,652 She needs some relief. 482 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:37,386 Well, then that's what she'll get. 483 00:22:37,387 --> 00:22:39,658 Whatever I can do to help. 484 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,660 (Woman) It wasn't over there? 485 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:44,793 (Woman) I didn't see anything. 486 00:22:44,794 --> 00:22:46,364 Oh, thank god. 487 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,397 Betty? Hi. Excuse me. Um... 488 00:22:48,398 --> 00:22:50,399 Would you pardon me for a moment, please? 489 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,870 I need to trade back. 490 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,072 All right, you can keep the scarf and the shoes, 491 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:57,075 but I need to give you this one in exchange for the red one. (Laughs) Well, honey, 492 00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:01,510 I'm sorry, but that's just not gonna be possible. What? Why? 493 00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:03,752 You know, when you leave here with an item, 494 00:23:03,753 --> 00:23:05,854 you're agreeing to its value. 495 00:23:05,855 --> 00:23:07,816 The dolce sold at $1,200. 496 00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:11,389 The Valentino... (Laughs) Is seven times that. 497 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,792 Please, look, this has sentimental value, 498 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,064 and I didn't realize... No, I'm sorry. 499 00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:19,428 A couple of hours ago, this dress was mine, all right? 500 00:23:19,429 --> 00:23:21,470 It doesn't even have tags on it yet. 501 00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:23,472 Look, it's not my fault 502 00:23:23,473 --> 00:23:25,805 that you don't know what a Valentino's worth. 503 00:23:31,881 --> 00:23:33,882 (Sighs) 504 00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:36,885 (Cell phone beeps) 505 00:23:36,886 --> 00:23:38,887 (Cell phone rings) 506 00:23:38,888 --> 00:23:41,189 Hello? Nate, it's Jenny. 507 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,792 What's going on? Listen, I wouldn't be calling you 508 00:23:43,793 --> 00:23:45,854 if I had anyone else to turn to, 509 00:23:45,855 --> 00:23:48,457 but I made a mistake, and I need to fix it, 510 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:51,700 and I really need to borrow some money. Wait, wait. Jenny, just slow down. 511 00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:53,762 I promise I'll pay you back. Is everything okay? 512 00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:56,605 Yeah, I just... I made a mistake, and I need to fix it. (Scoffs) Well, how much? 513 00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:58,036 $8,000. 514 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:01,540 $8,000? Jenny, what do you need that kind of money for? 515 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,873 You know what? Forget it. I'm sorry I bothered you. (Shuts cell phone) 516 00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:06,675 (Sighs) 517 00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:08,677 (Woman) Excuse me. (Woman) Mm-hmm? 518 00:24:08,678 --> 00:24:11,680 Does this come in a 2? It wasn't on the rack? 519 00:24:11,681 --> 00:24:13,682 The price of fitting in 520 00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:15,684 might have gotten a little steeper... 521 00:24:15,685 --> 00:24:17,455 (Woman) Excuse me, sir? 522 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,087 But little j. Still knows 523 00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:21,791 it's what's underneath that counts. 524 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,801 (Lily) Well, we could put this one on a mylar tablecloth 525 00:24:32,802 --> 00:24:34,803 and pretend it's a bar mitzvah. 526 00:24:34,804 --> 00:24:38,607 Oh, there you are. I have a date with Dan. 527 00:24:38,608 --> 00:24:39,908 Could you excuse us? 528 00:24:39,909 --> 00:24:41,650 Thank you. 529 00:24:41,651 --> 00:24:44,913 You're gonna say something worse than the bar mitzvah remark? 530 00:24:44,914 --> 00:24:47,686 Serena, I think we should talk about any feelings 531 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:50,659 you might be having about my upcoming marriage. 532 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,921 Okay, but you're asking me this now because... 533 00:24:52,922 --> 00:24:55,924 Because I got a call from your headmistress 534 00:24:55,925 --> 00:24:58,797 who said that there was something 535 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:01,199 about a case of alcohol? 536 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,671 (Scoffs) 537 00:25:02,672 --> 00:25:05,534 Well, I thought you may be acting out. 538 00:25:05,535 --> 00:25:08,276 Right, mom. I actually woke up this morning, and I thought, 539 00:25:08,277 --> 00:25:11,179 "hmm. I'm a little uncertain about my mother's wedding. 540 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:13,642 "Why don't I invite the entire junior class 541 00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:17,616 out to the courtyard for a champagne toast?" You have pulled things like this before. 542 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:21,089 Obviously, Chuck's master plan is working. 543 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:24,152 I can't believe you think Chuck is doing these things. 544 00:25:24,153 --> 00:25:27,125 Looking good to everyone in my life isn't enough for him. 545 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,658 He has to make me look bad or crazy. 546 00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:32,931 Well, Chuck may be eccentric, but I doubt he's diabolical. 547 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:36,035 What's he done now? 548 00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:43,943 I'll tell you what he's done. 549 00:25:46,816 --> 00:25:48,977 (All) Surprise! 550 00:25:48,978 --> 00:25:50,919 (Laughs nervously) Wow. 551 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,181 Happy birthday, Jenny. 552 00:25:53,182 --> 00:25:56,785 Um, dad, I ca... I can't believe you did all this. 553 00:25:56,786 --> 00:26:00,229 And, uh, Blair's here. 554 00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:04,863 (Laughs) Um, this is so great 555 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:07,596 that all of you are here 556 00:26:07,597 --> 00:26:10,338 in my house. 557 00:26:10,339 --> 00:26:13,803 Uh, I should go change. 558 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:20,779 Uh, you got it? Okay. 559 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,781 I don't think she was surprised. 560 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,353 What's Blair doing here? I don't know. 561 00:26:25,354 --> 00:26:28,687 This party's kinda weird. "Weird"? It's time for its induction 562 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,988 to the birthday hall of lame. 563 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,360 (Isabel) So not what I pictured 564 00:26:32,361 --> 00:26:35,824 when the guy on the phone said "loft party." I can't believe we gave up our table for this. 565 00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:37,966 Mint mojitos at socialista, 566 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:40,028 mint milanos with Jenny's dad. 567 00:26:40,029 --> 00:26:42,230 He's kind of a hottie. 568 00:26:42,231 --> 00:26:44,703 Yeah, a hottie dad. 569 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,775 How long do we have to stay? 570 00:26:46,776 --> 00:26:49,238 Rice krispie treats? 571 00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:55,083 Ooh. Whoa. 572 00:26:55,084 --> 00:26:58,016 (Laughs) You can't believe how mad Bart was. (Laughs) Yes, I can, 573 00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,718 'cause you've told me about three times. 574 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,020 I wonder what they're gonna do to him. 575 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:05,193 I wish I could see his face. Hey, you know what? I've got some stories, too, 576 00:27:05,194 --> 00:27:06,925 uh, about seeing my mother 577 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,957 for the first time since she left at Christmas. 578 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,730 I'm the worst girlfriend. No, you're not. No, you're not. 579 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:13,261 And there's the funny visit to my grandma 580 00:27:13,262 --> 00:27:15,664 at the old folks' home... 581 00:27:15,665 --> 00:27:18,737 Two women, a sponge bath and a bedpan. (Laughs) I'm sorry. You're right. 582 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,269 I wanna be here right now with you. 583 00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:23,411 And... and Nate. What? 584 00:27:23,412 --> 00:27:24,773 Hey, guys. 585 00:27:24,774 --> 00:27:26,374 Hey. Hey. 586 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,948 Sorry to interrupt. Your mom told me you guys were here. 587 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:32,681 Can I speak with you for one second, Dan? 588 00:27:32,682 --> 00:27:35,353 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. 589 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,957 All right. Okay. 590 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,330 Hey, so have you spoken with your sister at all today? 591 00:27:42,331 --> 00:27:45,093 No, no. Why? What's wrong? I-I don't know. She just called me. 592 00:27:45,094 --> 00:27:48,096 She was really freaked out, didn't know where to turn. 593 00:27:48,097 --> 00:27:50,368 She asked to borrow $8,000. What? Why? 594 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,841 Yeah, I don't know. I tried to get her 595 00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:56,104 to tell me what was going on, but she wouldn't say anything. 596 00:27:56,105 --> 00:27:58,977 Please? Dad, just get out, okay? I need to change! 597 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:02,350 Honey, can't you tell me what's going on? Nothing, dad, okay? Just leave! 598 00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:06,154 Why are you crying? Are you upset about the party? No, I'm not. Can we just talk about this later, okay? 599 00:28:06,155 --> 00:28:08,717 I really just need to get out of this dress. 600 00:28:08,718 --> 00:28:10,358 Uhh, it's stuck! 601 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:11,790 Okay, all right. 602 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,022 Just help me, okay? Help me get it off. 603 00:28:14,023 --> 00:28:16,795 Jenny, you have to calm down. No, hurry up. 604 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,798 Did you get it? I need a pair of pliers. 605 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,730 Dad... (Sighs) 606 00:28:21,731 --> 00:28:23,471 (Knock on door) 607 00:28:23,472 --> 00:28:26,004 Sorry. Sorry. We were just looking for our wraps. 608 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:28,177 I'll get them. 609 00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:31,009 Oh, my god. 610 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,440 That's my mother's dress. 611 00:28:32,441 --> 00:28:34,983 No, you guys, I got this at... at resurrection. 612 00:28:34,984 --> 00:28:37,085 Remember, I was telling you 613 00:28:37,086 --> 00:28:39,918 about the really great dress I bought? Her mother's one-of-a-kind Valentino 614 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:44,923 that just happened to disappear from her closet? She must've given it away and forgotten or something. 615 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,856 Are you calling my daughter a thief? 616 00:28:47,857 --> 00:28:49,297 Well... excuse me. 617 00:28:49,298 --> 00:28:53,232 This feels private, so I'm gonna head out now. 618 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:58,166 I have a table at butter. 619 00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,970 Reservation's under Waldorf, in case there's an after party. 620 00:29:07,817 --> 00:29:10,819 Spotted... Jenny in a red dress 621 00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:12,951 with the red hands to match. 622 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:15,023 Looks like utter disgrace 623 00:29:15,024 --> 00:29:18,958 is the name on the label. 624 00:29:22,031 --> 00:29:24,292 Blair said they told you 625 00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:26,294 the original party had fallen through 626 00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:29,297 so that they could surprise you with a better one. 627 00:29:29,298 --> 00:29:32,300 Blair's a liar. You got played. 628 00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:34,372 She also said that you were afraid 629 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,975 the girls wouldn't accept everything about you. 630 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:40,248 She knew you were wrong. She wanted you to feel 631 00:29:40,249 --> 00:29:43,411 like you had nothing to be ashamed of. 632 00:29:43,412 --> 00:29:46,115 Was that a lie, too? 633 00:29:47,957 --> 00:29:51,259 Where did you get the dress? 634 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:53,261 And I know you didn't make it, 635 00:29:53,262 --> 00:29:56,295 because your sewing machine is gone. 636 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:01,029 You have no idea how hard it is, dad. 637 00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:03,401 I sold my sewing machine, okay? 638 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:07,105 What? Yeah, and a lamp and some jewelry. 639 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:07,937 Why? 640 00:30:07,938 --> 00:30:09,507 Because I had to. 641 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:12,410 Dad, you think that you can just send me off to school 642 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:15,343 with a plaid skirt and a metrocard, 643 00:30:15,344 --> 00:30:17,545 and everything will be okay. I am not apologizing 644 00:30:17,546 --> 00:30:20,318 for not having a private plane for you, Jenny. 645 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,321 You think I'm ashamed of where I come from? 646 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,353 No, dad, what I'm ashamed of 647 00:30:25,354 --> 00:30:28,426 is having to bring a brown-bag lunch to school, 648 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,358 and, you know, eat it in the bathroom, 649 00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:32,430 and then go out with my friends 650 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,832 and pretend that I'm not hungry 651 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,035 when I go to lunch with them. 652 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:40,038 You don't have to do those things, Jenny. 653 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,870 You're making a choice. 654 00:30:41,871 --> 00:30:45,173 (Crying) What don't you get? 655 00:30:45,174 --> 00:30:48,917 Do you want me to choose to have no friends? 656 00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:50,278 Well, clearly, 657 00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:53,081 I mean, that's not even a choice anymore, 658 00:30:53,082 --> 00:30:54,553 because that's just done. 659 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,489 I should probably get back. 660 00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:04,092 Well, thank you for staying with me 661 00:31:04,093 --> 00:31:07,065 while I hid out from my house of horrors. Oh, no problem. 662 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:10,538 Oh, do you think Jenny will be all right? Yeah, Dan's a good guy. 663 00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:12,340 He'll take care of her. 664 00:31:12,341 --> 00:31:15,403 You are, too, you know, a good guy... 665 00:31:15,404 --> 00:31:16,874 A forgiving guy 666 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:20,478 who can't pit himself against Blair forever. 667 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:24,082 (Laughs) Good night. I'm sorry. You gave me an opening. 668 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,484 I couldn't resist. I'm just saying. 669 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,656 How are you doing, man? Night. 670 00:31:28,657 --> 00:31:30,018 Hey. Hey. 671 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:36,094 Where have you been? Therapy. 672 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:38,096 At this guy named brantforth's house? 673 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:40,198 Why are you hanging out with him? 674 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,299 Brantforth? 675 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,471 Chuck is fun, okay? 676 00:31:43,472 --> 00:31:46,174 He's cool to me, and he doesn't treat me like some freak 677 00:31:46,175 --> 00:31:50,308 that just out of the ostroff center. Who treats you like that? 678 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:52,910 Uh, guys at St. Jude's, the girls at constance, 679 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,044 sook at the Korean deli on 75th street. Eric... 680 00:31:56,045 --> 00:31:58,586 And he's not... he's not always careful around me, 681 00:31:58,587 --> 00:32:01,689 like... like one bad thing, and I'll break or something. 682 00:32:01,690 --> 00:32:03,691 Besides, I always wanted a brother. 683 00:32:03,692 --> 00:32:06,454 I'm trying it out, you know? Here. 684 00:32:06,455 --> 00:32:09,457 What's this? Chuck said it came for you this morning. 685 00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:12,400 He thought you might want to open it out of the house, 686 00:32:12,401 --> 00:32:15,433 just in case. Why didn't he bring it to me himself? 687 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:20,238 Because he thought you wanted him to stay away from you. 688 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,610 Whoa. Is that coke? 689 00:32:22,611 --> 00:32:26,574 How do you like a brother who uses you as a drug mule? 690 00:32:26,575 --> 00:32:29,648 Serena, I... 691 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,455 (Laughs) Hey. Who turned 12? 692 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,289 Oh, please don't rub it in. 693 00:32:45,334 --> 00:32:47,596 Dad, what happened? 694 00:32:58,107 --> 00:33:01,109 (Sighs) Hey. 695 00:33:01,110 --> 00:33:04,452 (Sniffles) You okay? 696 00:33:04,453 --> 00:33:08,016 You wanna tell me why you needed to borrow $8,000? 697 00:33:08,017 --> 00:33:09,388 Not really. 698 00:33:10,619 --> 00:33:13,391 Ugh, I can't believe Nate told you. 699 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,393 Well, he was worried about you, 700 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:18,996 that you might be turning into some hideous upper east cyborg. 701 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,528 He said that? 702 00:33:20,529 --> 00:33:21,769 No. No, I did. 703 00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:24,372 (Chuckles) 704 00:33:24,373 --> 00:33:27,004 I just got in way over my head. 705 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,208 You know, I thought I could trade the dress 706 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,780 and wear it that night and return it, 707 00:33:32,781 --> 00:33:35,284 but just... 708 00:33:39,748 --> 00:33:42,590 Look, uh... 709 00:33:42,591 --> 00:33:44,152 It's your birthday, 710 00:33:44,153 --> 00:33:46,554 so I think we should get some ice cream, 711 00:33:46,555 --> 00:33:50,198 and we can talk about all this stuff later, okay? 712 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:51,559 Okay. 713 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:56,564 I'll just let dad know what we're gonna do. 714 00:33:56,565 --> 00:33:59,437 Jen, you... you have so much more to offer 715 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,709 than the things that those girls have, really. 716 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:04,712 You've got so much more to bring to the table. 717 00:34:04,713 --> 00:34:08,116 You just need to find a way to believe that. 718 00:34:08,117 --> 00:34:10,519 Okay? 719 00:34:25,594 --> 00:34:27,735 What the hell is your problem? 720 00:34:27,736 --> 00:34:29,837 Specify the context. 721 00:34:29,838 --> 00:34:34,472 You disgust me, Chuck. 722 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,444 No wonder you're friendless and girlfriendless. 723 00:34:36,445 --> 00:34:40,548 Even your own father expects the worst from you. Well, you saw to that. 724 00:34:40,549 --> 00:34:43,211 Listen, if we're gonna exist under the same roof, 725 00:34:43,212 --> 00:34:47,515 I am laying down some house rules. No need, Princess. Bart already kicked me out. 726 00:34:47,516 --> 00:34:48,616 What? 727 00:34:48,617 --> 00:34:50,618 I'm moving back to my suite. 728 00:34:50,619 --> 00:34:52,620 Bart thought it would be best 729 00:34:52,621 --> 00:34:56,165 if the family bonded without me for a while. 730 00:34:59,768 --> 00:35:02,731 ♫♫ 731 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,508 There's a line outside. 732 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:13,110 You ready to give up you're table yet? 733 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,314 No. My party's coming. 734 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,687 They're coming! 735 00:35:27,896 --> 00:35:31,299 These seats taken? 736 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,531 Any good general knows 737 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:36,405 you never let your soldiers see you sweat. 738 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,339 Look's like this battle's ending at butter, 739 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,672 and the win belongs to b. (Sighs) 740 00:35:44,673 --> 00:35:46,575 Victory is sweet. 741 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:54,522 I-I know, dad, but it's, you know, it's her birthday, 742 00:35:54,523 --> 00:35:57,525 and I kind of promised. Well, since you don't make the decisions around here, 743 00:35:57,526 --> 00:36:01,429 she'll just have to take that with a grain of salt. Okay, I'm sorry. So what are you gonna do? 744 00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:03,431 Are you just gonna keep her locked up? 745 00:36:03,432 --> 00:36:05,694 I don't know. (Sighs) 746 00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:09,637 Last week, Aspen. This week, prison? 747 00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:12,400 Yeah, well, spring break is over for everyone, 748 00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:13,741 including myself. 749 00:36:13,742 --> 00:36:16,574 I really took my eyes off the ball. 750 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:20,379 Uh, so... so what do you want to do? 751 00:36:22,451 --> 00:36:24,912 Why don't we just celebrate 15 752 00:36:24,913 --> 00:36:29,357 with some Jenny cake in the kitchen? 753 00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:31,860 Okay. All right. I'll go tell her. 754 00:36:35,964 --> 00:36:38,867 So, Jen, w... 755 00:36:43,232 --> 00:36:44,502 She's gone. 756 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:46,304 What? 757 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,506 She's not in there. She's gone. 758 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:51,239 (Dials telephone) 759 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,810 (Vibrates) 760 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,212 (Beep) 761 00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:57,515 Hey. 762 00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:00,948 Uh, I'm sorry for calling you like that earlier. 763 00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:03,220 (Sighs) I'm so embarrassed. 764 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,793 I mean, it was stupid and... and inappropriate... 765 00:37:05,794 --> 00:37:08,856 No, no, no, no. Listen, I'm just glad you're okay. 766 00:37:08,857 --> 00:37:10,598 Yeah. 767 00:37:10,599 --> 00:37:13,961 Um, okay, well, I do have a favor to ask you. 768 00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:16,233 I mean, it's not money, 769 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:20,339 but I just really don't want to be alone on my birthday. 770 00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:25,714 (Piano playing cabaret music) 771 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,823 (Lily whispers indistinctly) 772 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,402 Oh, for me? Thank you. 773 00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:59,407 (Both speaking indistinctly) 774 00:37:59,408 --> 00:38:02,410 Oh, my god. 775 00:38:02,411 --> 00:38:04,312 What's wrong? 776 00:38:04,313 --> 00:38:07,355 Nothing. 777 00:38:07,356 --> 00:38:09,287 I'll be back. 778 00:38:11,059 --> 00:38:14,522 (Kylie Minogue's "rippin' up the disco" playing) 779 00:38:14,523 --> 00:38:16,293 Excuse me. 780 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,565 Excuse me! 781 00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:20,428 (Scoffs) I'm going to the bar. 782 00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:22,069 What? 783 00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:23,901 Bar! 784 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:27,074 We'll be right back. 785 00:38:27,075 --> 00:38:30,538 ♫ Metallically reflecting your... ♫ 786 00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:32,410 Where are all the hot guys? 787 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,382 (Whispers) I don't know. 788 00:38:34,383 --> 00:38:37,945 Uh, they don't exactly serve tea and cupcakes here, Jenny. 20 minutes. 789 00:38:37,946 --> 00:38:40,888 Is this really happening? 790 00:38:40,889 --> 00:38:43,491 Penelope, you know Nate, right? 791 00:38:43,492 --> 00:38:45,553 Of course. Hi. 792 00:38:45,554 --> 00:38:48,326 (Nate) Hi. Uh, how are you? 793 00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:53,100 (The kills' "sour cherry" playing) 794 00:38:53,101 --> 00:38:55,863 Hazel, I think maybe your mom 795 00:38:55,864 --> 00:38:57,435 did give away that Valentino. 796 00:38:57,436 --> 00:39:00,868 Yeah, she is always cleaning out her closet, 797 00:39:00,869 --> 00:39:03,611 and that ativan can really play with her memory. 798 00:39:03,612 --> 00:39:07,445 ♫ Shout when you wanna get off the ride ♫ 799 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,947 ♫ shout when you wanna get off the ride ♫ 800 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,520 ♫ shout when you wanna get off the ride ♫ 801 00:39:12,521 --> 00:39:14,021 (Knock on door) 802 00:39:14,022 --> 00:39:16,854 (Woman on TV speaks indistinctly) 803 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,125 (Turns off TV) 804 00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:20,888 ♫ make my heart beat double-time ♫ 805 00:39:20,889 --> 00:39:23,130 ♫ now I'm the only sour cherry ♫ 806 00:39:23,131 --> 00:39:25,132 ♫ on your fruit stand, right? ♫ 807 00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:28,496 ♫ Am I the only sour cherry on the fruit stand? ♫ 808 00:39:28,497 --> 00:39:30,137 Hey. 809 00:39:30,138 --> 00:39:31,669 ♫♫ 810 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:34,041 I'm really sorry, Chuck. 811 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:37,044 I know it wasn't you who sent me that stuff. 812 00:39:37,045 --> 00:39:40,077 (Gossip girl) Never thought I'd say this, 813 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,550 but it turns out Chuck bass is innocent. 814 00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:46,153 So who did send s. All those naughty gifts? 815 00:39:46,154 --> 00:39:50,688 ♫♫ 816 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:54,623 Why don't I make you a drink?